Things to do in the Tamar Valley

Lavender House – The Perfumery 

Also known as Now Organics you can watch the manufacture through the glass in the manufacturing area to make sure they’re not substituting lavender with purple stench blossoms. You could probably also tell this from the aroma produced……anyhoo, Lavender House The Perfumery have over 70 different species of lavender on site ensuring an all-year-round bloom of flowers. Offering the obligatory bear, Larry the Lavender variety, and you can’t say they don’t have a sense of humour with such products as Shearer’s Crook Back Bee-Balm (cause shearers secretly love lavender) and the Bushie’s All-Purpose Bee-Balm means even working guys & gals get to indulge. It’s not all fun n games however with obviously perfume, salves, natural remedies, toiletries and body care products mostly containing, funnily enough, lavender. A good enough reason alone to visit the Tamar Valley!

Get Outdoors in the Tamar Valley

Why would I walk when I could spend the entire contents of the reserve bank of Australia on a bike (just the frame) and ride around the region? That kind of answers itself so get out there and walk people! There are walks ranging from wussy, normal, mild and wild walks from Launceston through to the Bass Strait – Tamar Island Wetlands is a flat boardwalk through birdlife, islands and other flora and fauna, Notley and Holwell Gorge will provide you with enough photographs to start your own wilderness calendar – of note Brady’s Tree at Notley and Tree ferns (aptly named) the size of…trees at Holwell Gorge. There’s a link walk that you can do in sections or all in one – Gravelly Beach to Supply River. If you wanna get crazy in the Tamar Valley, pack a bag and walk from Greens Beach right through to Bakers Beach - the Coastal Traverse. There’s even a couple of more urban short walks at Windsor Precinct and the Beaconsfield to Beauty Point trail, but that’s the wussy stuff. Drop into the visitor centre in Exeter, they’ll match a walk to suit. Visit Parks and Wildlife website for more information.

Beaches

You’re not gonna find Noosa or Bermuda standard beaches here, which is good, because then you’d have to fight your way from shore to water like a shopper at a boxing day sale. In the mid reaches you’ll find pebble styled beaches; these have the good bits with picnic areas, water closet (a 20th century term for a loo), shops nearby and cool stuff like fishing pontoons and at Gravelly Beach, BBQ, skate park, play area, coffee and infant friendly play stuff; you can lock them in. In the Greens Beach/Kelso area is where you’ll find your regulation, run of the mill beach – sandcastles, surf and user-friendly stuff like sand and water. There’s around 12km of usable silica, all with a nice gentle slope into the water for the kidlets. In the West Head area you’ll find rock platforms, 5k’s of uninterrupted beach with some cool dunes to play in and very few people to share it with. If you’re inclined, there is a nudist beach – cameras not welcome. Click here to view the best picnic spots in the Tamar Valley.

Arts

Ever been to an artist’s studio and been preached to esoterically and looked down upon until you either buy something, at which point relations improve dramatically, or leave? Me too, however because the folks in the Tamar Valley have had a good dose of Tas-main-knee-an learnin’ they’ll be engaging, articulate and welcoming without the snobbery. Felt, oils, ceramics, photography, pottery, dolls even bonsai form a part of the region’s art. Personally, I’d be tempted to have myself smeared in oils, pastels, charcoal and outfitted like a Greek God, then have a commission done in black and white as a fine art nude – but that’s just me. For galleries featuring the above, click here.

Fishing in the tamar valley

Fishing is just one of the fun things to do in the Tamar Valley.

…teach a man how to fish and…( you’ll probably never see him again) The Tamar Valley is home to Australia’s longest navigable estuary, so naturally you’d expect there to be fish in it. Thankfully there’s a bunch of piers, jettys and pontoons, most with signage about what you’ll catch and the usual rules n regs about what not to do. At certain times of the year you’ll hook into Kingfish, Tailor, Mackerel and everyone’s favourite, Australian Salmon. It’s also a haunt for BIG snapper, pike, couta, flathead and whiting but none, I repeat none, of the locals will divulge their secrets (and I’m one of them) on where and how to catch them, so best have a chat to the local tackle shop where they’ll steer you in completely the opposite direction, so they can keep their standard of fishing awesome. No BS! Here's the link - Tamar River Fishing

Tamar Valley Wine Route

We’re creating a good theme here; beaches, art, bushwalks and now food and wine? It’s a symbiosis that’s sublime, the mecca of Tasmania’s brand and you will not be disappointed. If you like your nosh in the clean, green and pristine category with a sprinkle of eco, organic and carbon-friendly then you’re in the right place. Many award winning and internationally recognised wines and cellar doors are all waiting for your visit. Tetsuya Wakada stated that Australia did not produce quality Merlot, until he tried Grey Sands and that’s the tip of the iceberg. What’s different is that in the valley you can engage with the folks behind the counter – they’re interested in your conversation and will impart their story upon you – take self-confessed survivor of ‘Frisco ’67, Mark Semmens at Marions Vineyard and the beautiful story behind Wines for Joanie. They’re all articulate, engaging and have a wicked sense of humour – unless you just want to use the toilet…..visit the Tamar Valley Wine Route website.

Food

OK, I forgot to include the food – the wine distracted me. If I told you there were of 60 food operators and outlets in the valley you’d call me a liar, but this comprises the cool gourmet outlets, wholesalers and farm producers, many of which have retail shop-fronts. To make life even easier there are things like bakeries, cafes, hotels, restaurants and cellar doors that offer Tasmania’s best produce. Ask the chef and they’ll tell you exactly where the food was sourced from – in a lot of cases from the dirt right outside of the venue. With a range that extends to truffles, abalone, honey, cherries, pork, salmon and even olive oil you can over-indulge with confidence. Personally, I like to combine the food and wine together, or for a slight twist, combine a locally produced Vodka with my own hamper and throw the car keys into the river; just search gourmet+tamar.

Golf

Greens Beach, Exeter, Riverside and even Grindelwald offer that level of frustration that only comes from a little white ball, the size of a plum, that somehow deviates 90 degrees from where you intended it to go. My favourite is the 19th hole, and if it’s not obvious I can’t play golf from the above, then you haven’t seen my wicked right slice. There’s a course to suit all players in the Valley and should suit all levels of skill. If you know what an agricultural heave, a tired kangaroo or a gynaecologists assistant is, then grab your clubs and mosey on down.

Tailrace Centre

My kind of holiday/day off from the kids. With a product called kids paradise (aka parents paradise), the kids can go nuts while you pretend to read the paper and go to sleep on the deck. Great views, floor to ceiling glass to let the sun in and did I mention kids paradise?! Themed games rooms for the kids, jumping castles, sports areas, table tennis, crazy bike things that keep the little ‘uns entertained for hours – supervised I might add – while you have coffee No.2 and sample Chef Phil’s next award winning creation. Did I also mention it’s 5 bucks for the kids – what costs $5 these days?!?!? Nuthin! Click here to view the website.

Tamar Visitor Centre

Crazy retirees ready to make your holiday epic? Yep, that’s the Tamar Visitor Centre. They’ll kill me for saying this but its service, old-school style. Award winning for that very service, the team at the TVC will make sure that you know what you’re doing in the valley and right around Tasmania cause that’s probably what you came in for, right? Good old fashioned brochures, maps, souvenirs and that all important local knowledge and booking service. Chuck out your tablet, pad, mobile and other navigation devices – it’s all built in to these androids of the tourism world and they’ll impart their sizeable knowledge upon you (or they won’t get paid) to make your holiday memorable. It’s like an organic Tripadvisor that doesn’t grunt at you from behind a counter, locked into a social media battle over exciting things such as ‘wassup’ – THEY WILL ACTUALLY TALK TO YOU AND ASK YOU QUESTIONS – like, can I help you, how is your holiday going or yes, I can give you the correct information. If you’re a silent traveller then good luck with that. Get in touch with the Tamar Visitor Centre on 03 6394 4454 or tamar@wtc.tas.gov.au

Seahorse World

As mentioned copiously throughout the site, Seahorse World has, well lots of seahorses, hundreds of thousands of them in fact. You’ll experience the full behind the scenes look at various species of these mini-steeds – farming and breeding, feeding and hands on cuddles with a live seahorse. I wouldn’t recommend this with the hermit crabs or giant sea crabs but hey, it might get you a zillion hits online if you can capture Uncle Wayne’s finger being lopped off by Harry the hermit crab. Cool stuff – seahorses can change colour, Dad has the babies, sometimes over 1000 at a time; ouch, they’re classed as a fish (not a horse, funnily enough) and their closest relation is the mermaid, true! (not really) They come in various ‘models’- bullneck, flat-faced, pygmy, knobby, sad (sniff), false-eyed and my favourite, the hedgehog.

Tasmania Zoo

With 100 different species you’ll be the envy of your friends when you tell them you’ve rubbed noses with a cotton eared marmoset, tickled an American alligator (not recommended btw), checked your eyesight after seeing the miniature donkey, steer, pony and goat and had lunch with a meerkat at Tasmania Zoo. That last part is the coolest, you can literally sip your latte as those cute ‘lil meerkats drool over your muffin in the Meerkat Munchie Cafe. To be honest they don’t actually drool over your muffin, just drool watching you eat your muffin. Put the brown back into your smalls when you encounter the velocoraptor (that’s fancy talk for fast dinosaury thing), as I did on my first tour after standing to close to the speaker. Devils, penguins and meerkats fed daily (and no, not to the dinosaurs)

Beaconsfield Mine & Heritage Centre

What else can I say that I haven’t already said? (assuming you’ve just read the attractions page) Ripping about $3 billion dollars worth of gold out of the ground has left Beaconsfield with an historic and modern mining legacy. Olde Worlde mine buildings, artefacts from thousands of feet underground plus the more modern HUGE stuff like a 2.7 metre high, 700kw (about 940 horsepower) winder to enter the mine and a 4 metre round cooling fan suggests that miners enjoy their Tonka toys. The Beaconsfield Mine & Heritage Centre prides itself on the interactive displays; work the world’s largest apple peeler, write a letter with ink and pen just like great-grandma used to, send yourself a telegram (the 20th century Facebook) and pan for gold. If you find some, I want half…..

Platypus House

The Turducken of the animal kingdom, these furry quackers (they don’t quack, or do they?!) get the royal treatment at Platypus House. Fed on every tour, photographed and splashed around social media it’s surprising the amount of people who have never seen one. Only a pane of glass separates you from them as they munch on yabbies and earthworms while one of the well educated guides tell you they store fat in their tail, like a camels hump, and are one of a select few venomous mammals. Bizarrely, they belong to the same lineage as echidnas which is kinda ironic given there’s a family of them living in the same building. Yep, one has webbed feet, fur, duck-bill, beaver-tail, sat-nav in its bill, poisonous spurs and lays eggs – the other is covered in miniature javelins, has an ant-eaters nose, walks on its elbows and eats ants. Fact – Tasmanian Devils will eat echidna spines as well as the echidna! Ouchie!

Grindelwald Tasmania

If you’re into Lauterbrunnen, Lederhosen or the Duke of Zahringen, you’re about 14 000k’s off. This is Grindelwald, Tamar Valley style featuring its own lakes, mini-Matterhorn, Alpenrose bar & bistro and a great European styled resort. Golf, dining and a plethora of kid’s activities – it’s a one-stop shop (with shops) and all of the houses built around the front of the lodge are Swiss themed.

With a Tasmanian Ice Creamery, Tasmanian gifts and women’s clothing store, 18-hole mini golf course, bakery cafe, paddle boats, bar, bistro, accommodation and the only Splash Golf course in Tasmania! The hills are alive with the sound of music, Swiss music.

Tamar Valley History

Given colonial history goes back to the late 1700’s and the first nation somewhere between 30 – 40,000 years ago you’d think there would be a wealth of history in the valley. The Letteremairrener looked after the West Tamar for a significant portion of recent history – there are relics of middens and some coastal evidence but little else. From 1806 the Yorktown settlement took off, but not for long. There are a few Georgian era dwellings, but most are privately owned, a couple of churches, mining and industrial history, a few halls and taverns. If you scratch a little deeper you’ll see Supply River, Auld Kirk, Yorktown, the Anderson and Rebecca Monuments and a truckload of maritime history, but it’s either only in print or at the bottom of the Tamar River. Click here to find out more.